here we go...got this from Kaye

BASTUSAN SURVEY: How will you
seriously answer someone in the
following situations given?

^^What if someone (STRANGER) insults
you or tells you this...

01. ang arte mo!
:: talaga?

02. mas matalino naman ako sayo?
:: I'm not surprised

03. crush ako ng crush mo?
:: Ows?

04. ang bobo mo pala sa math!
::Yes and proud of it

05. bilisan mo naman!
:: Excuse me! Busted leg here

06. ang sungit mo!
:: yes, just now

07. gusto mo ng away?
:: Oh-kay, now what?

08. takot ka ata sakin eh?
:: You wish

09. mas mahal niya ko!
:: Yes, congrats

10. ang bababa naman ng mga grades mo!
:: Try being in MY shoes, salbahe!

cnabi ito sa'yo ng CRUSH mo?

01. crush kita.
:: *blink* You're joking

02. hindi kita mahal.
:: I already knew that

03. mahal na kita.
:: Alternative universe ba ito?

04. pakopya naman ng assignment.
:: No. Get your own homework

05. crush ko ung friend mo.
:: which one?

06. pwedeng patabi sa upuan?
:: Sure, as long as no one's saved it.

07. pwede mo ba akong isayaw?
:: Hahaha...sige, pero good luck sa atin, ha.

08. feeling ko may gusto ka sakin.
:: What gave you that idea?

09. ang cute mong mag-smile.
:: Thanks

10. bakit ang bait mo sakin?
:: Hindi lang ikaw, ano?

^^Eh kapag parents mo nagsabi sa'yo
nito?

01. umuwi ka ng maaga.
:: And why again?

02. magaling ka palang sumayaw.
:: Hahaha...

03. hindi ka na pwedeng pumasok sa
klase.
:: And why?

 

04. bawal ka pang mag
boyfriend/girlfriend.
:: Yes, you know I am wed to my studies.

05. mag aral kang mabuti.
:: Ayt

^^Eh kapag teacher mo nagsabisa'yo
nito?

01. kailangan kong makausap ang
magulang mo.
:: Uh...what about?

02. ang makita kong mangopya mamatay
na!
:: Yes Sir/Ma'am *sabay sulat sa questionnaire*