Tuesday, November 25, 2008

The what would you do survey...

I got this from Kat D again.

1. You realize that you have a lump on your chest. You go to the doctor & he tells you that you have breast cancer. What do you do?

Be shocked, panic, ask for a second opinion, and start praying really hard.

2. You hear through rumors that your boyfriend (if you don't have one, pretend you do) is going to break up with you, but you're not entirely sure. The next day, you see him walking down the hall with another girl. What do you do?

Greet him as usual and ask if he's forgetting something...

3. You're babysitting for the kids next door and the dad offers to drive you home. It's late, you're pretty sure your parents aren't home, and it's dark outside, When you're alone in the room, he touches you inappropriately and whispers nasty stuff in your ear, making your very uncomfortable. What do you do?

Slap him and kick him out of the house. Screaming the entire time.

4. You're at a party and you're the only one there that isn't drunk yet. Everything is a disaster; there's furniture thrown all over the place. Two guys just start to get in a fight and a guy gets seriously injured. Everyone else is too drunk to notice and you didn't bring your cell & don't know where the phone is. What do you do?

Get the cell of the nearest person and call emergency (118 ba?) then try to do some first-aid!

5. You walk into the room and notice your sister has a gun to her head and is about to commit suicide. What do you do, and what do you tell her?

Find a way to get the gun out of her hand. Then not let her out of my sight while I get help (di ko pa yan kaya kahit psych major ako!)

6. You're walking in the woods and you come face to face with a ferocious looking bear that starts to charge at you. What do you do?

Freeze and try not to cry.

7. Your parents told you NOT to have any parties while they were gone for the weekend, and for once, you agreed. However, your best friend has other ideas and brings about 50 people with her to your house. Before you know it, it's a full-fledged party and you have to get them out. What do you do?

Turn off the lights, turn off the music and even put people out of the house myself.

8. You're walking home from a friend's one summer night and you just realized your top & shorts don't cover up much. A bunch of guys walk up to you and stare at you and call out stuff and it's really pissing you off. What do you do?

Walk off and then run after some time.

9. Lately you haven't really been sure about your sexuality and is deciding whether or not you're a lesbian or not. But then at lunch the next day, you realize most of your friends turn out to absolutely hate lesbians with a passion, and you think you are one. What do you do?

...keep it to myself...for now...

10. You're home alone and you're being clumsy. When you go into your mom's room to get something, you accidentally knock over your mom's jewelry box that the women in her family have passed down for generations. It shatters into millions of unfixable pieces and you would feel so bad telling her. What do you do?

Tell her. Quickly. Then brace myself for impending doom.

11. Whenever your crush signs on, you always click on him and write little love messages in the box, debating whether or not to send them. But one day, you accidentally do, and the message is extremely sappy and lovey-dovey. What do you do?

Scream to myself before typing back" Ay, wrong send!" --preferably before he says anything!!

12. You go all out and splurge on a verrrrry expensive gift for your boyfriend for Christmas, only to find out he gets you a cheesy card with a $10 bill on it. How do you react or what do you do?

Smile and hug him. He's got to have a good reason, right?

13. You're sitting innocently enjoying your coffee at the local coffee shop when two drunk men enter with guns and switchblades demanding for the cash register to hand over all the money. What do you do?

Quietly exit the coffeeshop, all the while keeping a description of the men should in case I encounter a police officer. Or I'll do what I did the last time this thing happened to me: prepare to duck!

14. The guy you've had a crush on for a long time dumps his girlfriend for you and she finds out. She's over 6 feet tall and does kickboxing 3 nights a week... and she wants to fight with you after school. You know you'll get the crap kicked out of you. What do you do?

Find some smart way to hide. And preferably ask my crush to please calm her down before the worst happens.

15. You got a bad mark on your test that you don't think you deserved, so you go and talk to your teacher. You try to open his class room, but it's locked. There's paper over the door but you can just faintly see that.. oh my god. He's making out with some poor freshman! What do you do?

RUN. And find some way to heal my scarred mind.

16. You just got into a relationship with a guy and you're already having doubts because he's a bit of a horn dog. You want to tell him to slow things down but you're afraid he'll get mad & you don't know how to say it. What do you do?

Say NO.

17. Your boyfriend invites you over for dinner with his parents, and you quickly discover that they are the most annoying and snobby people you have ever met. You don't want to disrespect them, because you really like the guy, but you can't stand sitting at the same table as them anymore. What do you do?

Keep my cool till after dinner. Then ask my boyfriend if there's anything else we can do to make the getting-to-know-you proccess any easier...

18. There's a new girl at school that's copying everything you do! The way you dress, talk, act and look, she does it all too. You don't want to cause a scene by yelling at her because she doesn't have any friends, but you want it to stop. What do you do?

Calmly reason with her. But should it bother me anyway?

19. You leave your binder in the gym and it says 'I <3 ____' (insert your crush's name there) all over the inside of it. The football team manages to get a hold of it and since your crush is the quarterback of the team he sees it too. The whole team makes fun of you, but it turns out that he may like you too. What do you do?

Give myself two days to get over the embarrassment...and wait for my crush to talk to me.

20. You brought a peanut butter sandwich to school and forgot about the whole no peanuts rule. The kid next to you has a severe allergenic reaction and has to get rushed off to the hospital. What do you do?

Apologize profusely.

21. You and your friends are passing notes during a boring geography class and the teacher catches you sticking up your middle finger at her, even though it was your friend beside you! Your friend is in big trouble already and one more detention will land her a one week suspension. She looks at you desperately, wanting you to take the blame. You know if you do you'll get in trouble, but if you snitch on her who knows what'll happen to your friendship. What do you do?

Cringe.

22. Your boyfriend left his cell at your house. You feel the need to look in his calls inbox and find a lot of them from a girl named Laura. You don't know who she is or who she is in relation to him, but you're pretty sure that your boyfriend may be up to no good. What do you do?

Give the cellphone back to him and mention that I did look at his inbox. And hint that yes, I am not particularly happy with what I found.

23. You're going to the school dance and tell your mom to bring a nice outfit for you to the office at lunch so you can change into it afterwards. She ends up bringing the ugliest thing ever, just as bad as the tee and sweats you wore to school today since you had cramps, expecting her to bring the hot outfit you laid out on your dresser. What do you do?

Go home to change. I'll be late for all I care.

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