Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Why real guys say they have it better than Edward Cullen

Got this from Kuya Darwin.

10. We can holler on top of our voice “We’re alive!”

9. Our “family” at least looks a bit like us and are warm blooded. 

8. Our skin may not sparkle in sunlight but we get a nice tan. 

7. At least our pictures in our albums change. 

6. We’re proud to show our mates our birth certificate- bet Edward has a fake one. 

5. We’re fans of “Dusk Till Dawn”, “Fright Night” and “Real Vampire Killers”.  

4. Our girlfriends and wives will see us in our 20s, 30s, 40s and forget the rest. 

3. We didn’t graduate several times from high school.  

2. We don’t consider our girlfriends or wives----“prey”. 

1. We can sing to our loved one Adam Sandler’s Wedding Singer Song “Grow Old With You”

7 comments:

  1. hmmm yeah pretty much said it all!

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  2. anong gagawin ko sa mga yan. kung manloloko naman. ay amp! bitter ako! hahaha:))

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  3. We’re proud to show our mates our birth certificate- bet Edward has a fake one. - FYI: edward has one! he wasn't born a vampire! he was made one lang! :)

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  4. At least our pictures in our albums change. - at least edward looks good, i mean great in every picture! :))

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  5. not sweet :)) [galit na galit] :)) i love you kat! :D

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